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Post by Roseé on Oct 4, 2009 12:29:14 GMT -5
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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Post by Winston on Oct 4, 2009 19:08:21 GMT -5
lol wow
She FAILS at life.
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Post by Roseé on Oct 4, 2009 19:20:05 GMT -5
XD
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Post by Damien on Oct 4, 2009 20:17:04 GMT -5
I feel like an idiot because I didn't get it the first time I read it lmao
I had to read it again to get the laugh.
XD
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Post by Winston on Oct 4, 2009 20:33:45 GMT -5
lmao
Well at least it only took you two tries.
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Post by Roseé on Oct 5, 2009 20:46:24 GMT -5
Are you blonde?
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Post by Damien on Oct 5, 2009 20:50:27 GMT -5
Oh, no of course not.
I have brown hair..
dyed black and blonde XD
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Post by Roseé on Oct 6, 2009 22:09:24 GMT -5
See, blonde is contageous. Even if it's from a bottle. =]
jk
In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
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Post by Winston on Oct 8, 2009 7:53:19 GMT -5
I'm surprised she even knows what a c-section is. lmao
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Post by Roseé on Oct 8, 2009 18:39:31 GMT -5
I know.
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Post by Winston on Oct 8, 2009 18:50:01 GMT -5
Haha, what about a clone?
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Post by Roseé on Oct 8, 2009 18:51:53 GMT -5
She would probably mistake it for the word 'cologne'
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Post by Winston on Oct 8, 2009 20:47:49 GMT -5
She'd be like "wait, just because I wear perfume I can't be president?"
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Post by Damien on Oct 8, 2009 21:12:31 GMT -5
Wow.
No wonder she's a blonde.
lol
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