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Porque?
Oct 11, 2009 22:18:32 GMT -5
Post by Roseé on Oct 11, 2009 22:18:32 GMT -5
Because your eye is swolen.
My shoes are in pieces.
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Porque?
Oct 12, 2009 9:57:14 GMT -5
Post by Winston on Oct 12, 2009 9:57:14 GMT -5
Because they had a bad fight with an angry lawn mower.
This song is emo-ifying
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Porque?
Oct 13, 2009 10:05:04 GMT -5
Post by Roseé on Oct 13, 2009 10:05:04 GMT -5
Because the lyrics are terribly suicidal.
The spider was red.
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 19:48:41 GMT -5
Post by Winston on Oct 17, 2009 19:48:41 GMT -5
Because it got covered in blood
You creeped me out.
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 19:56:48 GMT -5
Post by Roseé on Oct 17, 2009 19:56:48 GMT -5
Because I teamed up with pedo bear.
My pencil was nailed to the fish
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 19:57:26 GMT -5
Post by Winston on Oct 17, 2009 19:57:26 GMT -5
Because you wanted to make a fish stick.
The water bottle was empty.
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 19:58:15 GMT -5
Post by Roseé on Oct 17, 2009 19:58:15 GMT -5
PUNMEISTER, YOU XD
Because you poured it down the sexy man's back
Friendlybird pecked out an eye
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 19:59:30 GMT -5
Post by Winston on Oct 17, 2009 19:59:30 GMT -5
Because the eye was infected and causing pain, so he fixed it.
A cat was hiding under the bridge.
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 20:00:26 GMT -5
Post by Roseé on Oct 17, 2009 20:00:26 GMT -5
Because a giant mouse was chasing it with intent to kill.
The glue was in my stomach. And I didn't eat it.
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 20:04:15 GMT -5
Post by Winston on Oct 17, 2009 20:04:15 GMT -5
Someone disguised the glue bottle as a dick and so you sucked on it.
My shoe came untied
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 20:05:43 GMT -5
Post by Roseé on Oct 17, 2009 20:05:43 GMT -5
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Because you couldn't get it off your foot, so you tried to untie it but failed, so someone came in with a supermagic jesus fish and fixed it.
The rose had no thorns.
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 20:06:18 GMT -5
Post by Winston on Oct 17, 2009 20:06:18 GMT -5
I ate them
The stapler ran out of staples
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Porque?
Oct 17, 2009 20:07:51 GMT -5
Post by Roseé on Oct 17, 2009 20:07:51 GMT -5
Because all the staples were lodged in the face of a (now) dead stripper.
Because: Big elephants can always understand small elephants.
(random fact)
There was a glob of goops on my windows
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Porque?
Oct 20, 2009 17:53:05 GMT -5
Post by Winston on Oct 20, 2009 17:53:05 GMT -5
Let's just say, this time it wasn't a bottle of glue...
I am sick
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Porque?
Oct 20, 2009 22:14:05 GMT -5
Post by Roseé on Oct 20, 2009 22:14:05 GMT -5
Because you injected yourself with a poison. Injected with a poison!
My neck hurts.
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