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Post by Winston on Oct 1, 2009 21:28:16 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler.
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Post by Damien on Oct 1, 2009 21:32:26 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married
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Post by Winston on Oct 1, 2009 21:35:27 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God
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Post by Damien on Oct 1, 2009 21:51:42 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!"
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Post by Winston on Oct 1, 2009 21:53:42 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied for
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Post by Damien on Oct 1, 2009 22:03:36 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and
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Post by Winston on Oct 1, 2009 22:09:34 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things.
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Post by Damien on Oct 1, 2009 22:11:29 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things. Like Popsicles and
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Post by Winston on Oct 1, 2009 22:12:23 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things. Like Popsicles and balloons and even
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Post by Damien on Oct 1, 2009 22:16:54 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things. Like Popsicles and balloons and even flesh eating goats
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Post by Winston on Oct 1, 2009 22:19:52 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things. Like Popsicles and balloons and even flesh eating goats! The party went
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Post by Damien on Oct 1, 2009 22:27:12 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things. Like Popsicles and balloons and even flesh eating goats! The party went great and everyone
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Post by Winston on Oct 1, 2009 22:28:40 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things. Like Popsicles and balloons and even flesh eating goats! The party went great and everyone had a swell
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Post by Damien on Oct 2, 2009 0:53:48 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things. Like Popsicles and balloons and even flesh eating goats! The party went great and everyone had a swell but horrible time
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Post by Winston on Oct 2, 2009 18:38:22 GMT -5
Once there was a black beetle whose mission was to destroy all of mankind because he had a grudge against them. What they had done could not be worse than anything anyone has ever considered within the realms of the human mind. So he decided that he would acquire the help of the zombie guinea pig named Stella. Stella was often hard to find but she had fierce power. So the beetle searched high and got high but after the cocaine ran out he decided to get looking for Stella. First he looked in outer space but only found he couldn't breathe so he died. His life went poof and kicked the bucket before it decided it could have avoided it so God scoffed and sent him some coffee but that didn't revive him and so God cried. Meredith, God's secretary wanted to cheer , sadistic as she was, so she pulled out her machine gun and god was like, "what the Hell!?" When Devil showed up and laughed, everyone bullied God and made fun of his mole. Devil especially liked God's little fingers and finger puppets with spiffy ties and top hats. He also pleasured greatly from the "other" aspects of God's little fingers. They were small but that meant that he could get more pleasure with multiple fingers all at once. It was beautiful, though wildly inappropriate, and Mrs. God was blithely unaware. God drugged her and threw her in the well. However, she was still alive so she climbed back to get revenge with an iron plated sword. She got distracted by a seahorse and fell in love with a stapler. They got married and so God was like, "yay!" and partied with rum and other nice things. Like Popsicles and balloons and even flesh eating goats! The party went great and everyone had a swell but horrible time because as the
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