God's Inbox

[Roseé]

I got a real kick out of this one.

[e-mail]......Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name

[e-mail].......Momma's lung cancer: Sure, she smoked like a BBQ, but...

[e-mail]....Could you like, clear up my skin before prom?

[e-mail]...........Please send rain, crops need rain, goats need rain...

[e-mail]..............Lunch next week?

[e-mail]...................LET THE UNBELIEVERS PERISH!!!

[e-mail]...............Sweet Jesus, could I win the lotto just thi....

[e-mail]....................Hey dad could you please stop forwarding lotto requests?

[e-mail]....Do I have to apologise to all of them, or just the Hollywo...

[e-mail]....What I want for my birthday URGENT

[e-mail]......................DNA test- Joseph's bright idea

[e-mail]..........So who do I liberate next?

[e-mail].................LET THE UNBELIEVERS PERISH!

[e-mail].......................LET THE UNBELIEVERS PERISH!


[e-mail]...................Wrath management

[Winston]

[e-mail]..........YOU DON'T EXIST
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[Roseé]

Nice.

[Winston]

Isn't it?

[Marri Nightshade]

[e-mail]....................Quick Question: The bible according to Harry Potter or vis...

[Damien]

[e-mail]...WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER GIVE ME THAT PONY I ASKED FOR??! oh wait..that was Santa..

[Winston]

lawlzorz

[Roseé]

Damien you give me the giggles.

[Damien]

Oh, gurl, I trrrrry