My Life

[Winston]

My Life is Average
Fuck my Life
Heard of those yes? Well, we all know they're oodles of fun. So, why not have a thread for your own? I dunno if you have luck like mine, but mine never get posted so I'll post them here instead.
Note Uno: This is not for your favorite ones, this is for ones that happened to you!
Note Dos: You can make up any My Life you want. Like My Life is Win or My Life is Silly or whatevs. Just make sure you specify what your life is trying to be.

To Start!!!!
My Life is ON CRACK
Today my dad was going to the store, he was still at home and like "you want to come? It's not too late." and he asked me like 4 times. And then after he drove away he CALLED THE HOUSE to tell me "It's too late now." lmao MLIOC

[Roseé]

That's hillarious.

[Winston]

So spiders keep making webs over my door. I've killed two of them and a THIRD one has just made a web. FML