Post by Damien on Oct 1, 2009 22:01:08 GMT -5
My take on Miss Muffet : D
And so completely unrelated to vampires..
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The girl puffed out her cheeks angrily as her Father patted her golden spun hair with a smile. How could he not have a smile on his lips when his little girl--no not little girl anymore, teenaged daughter looked so utterly adorable with her cheeks puffed out like that. Oh and how she looked up at him with her cute honey brown eyes glazed with fake anger! He reached out his hands to brush her face, but his daughter turned away, refusing to be touched by such a traitor.
“Papa, why are sending me out in the field to eat my lunch? Why can’t I stay close to the house?” His daughter asked, quivering her bottom lip in a cute pout.
“Dear, I’ve already told you the reason. I am cleaning out the house, and I don’t want all the little buggies to come crawling out towards you.” His daughter’s expression turned to disgust as the word ‘buggies’, for she was deathly afraid of bugs, but what creepy crawler frightened her most was the ever graceful…
Spider.
“Fine, I’ll go. Just as long as I don’t have to see any of those disgusting creepy crawlers you love so much.” Her Father laughed, and patted his daughters head again. He handed her her lunch, curds and whey, and with a pat to her rosy cheeks, he sent her off.
“Bye, Papa! I’ll see when you’ve finished your work!” She made it sound like she was going away for days, and he was the cause for it. He waved at her retreating back, and called out to her reducing figure.
“Don’t talk to strangers, Patience!”
Patience Muffet walked until her feet started crying out for mercy and her stomach growled lowly for food. She spotted a tuffet, a nice soft lump of grass, and nodded to herself surely.
She sat very lightly upon the tuffet, as almost if it was going to crumb down if she sat upon it any harder. Patience smiled to herself happily, humming a bright tune as she opened her blue tinted picnic basket and took out her hardy lunch.
She munched happily on her food, looking occasionally towards her home to see if her Father was finished. She spotted him dusting out the rugs, and coughing uncontrollable when the dust entered his lungs. She made to get up and help him, but he recovered and continued with his task. She frowned, not liking that her father didn’t take more precaution at simple tasks like that, didn’t he know he could get killed by not playing it safe?
As Patience finished up the rest of her food, she titled her head at the shadow that suddenly covered her from above. She looked up to see a man with long limbs and a deceiving smile, but she of course didn’t know that it was deceiving. She smiled shakily at the man, not knowing if to be on her guard or not, but once the man gave a kind smile she knew she had no need for a guarded presence.
The man stretched out beside her, and with his long limbs spreading far, Patience was suddenly reminded of a monstrous spider. Her heart ratted with fear as she thought of the deadly creature, and when the man smiled at her, and wrapped a thin black coated arm around her, she knew he was like the creature she feared most. She felt like a fly trapped in its web as the man pulled her closer, holding her against his awkwardly thumping heart.
“I finally got you in my web, sweetie, after so long of waiting. I finally caught my little fly..” His voice was like a silky thread, smooth and suave. Patience whimpered at his words, shifting her eyes to her home, hoping her father would see the man holding her in his grasp. But she gasped at she found him lying a puddle of his blood, stabbed brutally in the back with slash marks trailing down his body. Tears dripped out of her eyes and down her rosy cheeks as she realized she lost the person most important to her. The man noticed her tears, and wiped them away with one swipe of his finger, hushing her to stop crying.
“Now, now, sweetie no tears...You’ll be joining him soon, and I don’t like for my victims to be all soggy when I eat them.” Patience whimpered again as she heard his words, and much like a frightened fly, she thrashed around in his arms, trying to set herself free. But, of course, the spider was smarter than that and held on tightly, not letting his meal get away. He dug through his pocket, and brought out a thin syringe needle with a dull white colored liquid swimming inside it.
“Okay, sweetie, since you obliviously want to do this the hard way, I’ll put your little cute self into a deep sleep, so I eat you in peace. “ He laughed slightly as Patience’s eyes got big and round and shone bright with fear. He wasted no other time, and quickly dug the needle into her neck, squeezing out the liquid with a practice perfect action. She fell limp in his arms, with her eyes still wide open with fear. He wiped a blood caked hand over her lids, closing them and giving her at least some type of peace.
He reached into the bag hoisted over his shoulder, and pulled out a large vial of bright green liquid labeled acid in big black letters, and poured it slowly over Patience’s slumbering body, starting from the bottom up. The acid quickly burned through the flesh of her feet, until it pooled into a creamy liquid and showed the white bone shinning underneath. The man was in his own little peace filled world, his mouth somewhat drooling over the fact that he’ll get to eat soon, but that was brought to a suddenly halt when he heard a high pitched scream of pain coming from his meal. He glared at the girl, who was now crying her poor little eyes out, and clutching at her heart, trying to will the pain on her lower body to go away.
“Sweetie, it’s not going to go away, so I suggest you shut up and let me eat in peace.” Patience continued to scream, but was stopped by the man slapping duck tape over her mouth, and stabbing the syringe into her neck again. The man sighed with peace once she fell into another sleep, and this time decided to use two needles of the white liquid instead of one. And after he did just that, he dumped the whole vial of acid over her entire body quickly and messily.
The spider slurped up his meal happily, and hungrily. Never had a fly tasted as good as this human fly had, because after all human flesh tastes so much better than any insect.
And so completely unrelated to vampires..
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The girl puffed out her cheeks angrily as her Father patted her golden spun hair with a smile. How could he not have a smile on his lips when his little girl--no not little girl anymore, teenaged daughter looked so utterly adorable with her cheeks puffed out like that. Oh and how she looked up at him with her cute honey brown eyes glazed with fake anger! He reached out his hands to brush her face, but his daughter turned away, refusing to be touched by such a traitor.
“Papa, why are sending me out in the field to eat my lunch? Why can’t I stay close to the house?” His daughter asked, quivering her bottom lip in a cute pout.
“Dear, I’ve already told you the reason. I am cleaning out the house, and I don’t want all the little buggies to come crawling out towards you.” His daughter’s expression turned to disgust as the word ‘buggies’, for she was deathly afraid of bugs, but what creepy crawler frightened her most was the ever graceful…
Spider.
“Fine, I’ll go. Just as long as I don’t have to see any of those disgusting creepy crawlers you love so much.” Her Father laughed, and patted his daughters head again. He handed her her lunch, curds and whey, and with a pat to her rosy cheeks, he sent her off.
“Bye, Papa! I’ll see when you’ve finished your work!” She made it sound like she was going away for days, and he was the cause for it. He waved at her retreating back, and called out to her reducing figure.
“Don’t talk to strangers, Patience!”
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet…
Patience Muffet walked until her feet started crying out for mercy and her stomach growled lowly for food. She spotted a tuffet, a nice soft lump of grass, and nodded to herself surely.
She sat very lightly upon the tuffet, as almost if it was going to crumb down if she sat upon it any harder. Patience smiled to herself happily, humming a bright tune as she opened her blue tinted picnic basket and took out her hardy lunch.
Eating her curds and whey…
She munched happily on her food, looking occasionally towards her home to see if her Father was finished. She spotted him dusting out the rugs, and coughing uncontrollable when the dust entered his lungs. She made to get up and help him, but he recovered and continued with his task. She frowned, not liking that her father didn’t take more precaution at simple tasks like that, didn’t he know he could get killed by not playing it safe?
When along came a spider…
As Patience finished up the rest of her food, she titled her head at the shadow that suddenly covered her from above. She looked up to see a man with long limbs and a deceiving smile, but she of course didn’t know that it was deceiving. She smiled shakily at the man, not knowing if to be on her guard or not, but once the man gave a kind smile she knew she had no need for a guarded presence.
Who sat down beside her…
The man stretched out beside her, and with his long limbs spreading far, Patience was suddenly reminded of a monstrous spider. Her heart ratted with fear as she thought of the deadly creature, and when the man smiled at her, and wrapped a thin black coated arm around her, she knew he was like the creature she feared most. She felt like a fly trapped in its web as the man pulled her closer, holding her against his awkwardly thumping heart.
“I finally got you in my web, sweetie, after so long of waiting. I finally caught my little fly..” His voice was like a silky thread, smooth and suave. Patience whimpered at his words, shifting her eyes to her home, hoping her father would see the man holding her in his grasp. But she gasped at she found him lying a puddle of his blood, stabbed brutally in the back with slash marks trailing down his body. Tears dripped out of her eyes and down her rosy cheeks as she realized she lost the person most important to her. The man noticed her tears, and wiped them away with one swipe of his finger, hushing her to stop crying.
“Now, now, sweetie no tears...You’ll be joining him soon, and I don’t like for my victims to be all soggy when I eat them.” Patience whimpered again as she heard his words, and much like a frightened fly, she thrashed around in his arms, trying to set herself free. But, of course, the spider was smarter than that and held on tightly, not letting his meal get away. He dug through his pocket, and brought out a thin syringe needle with a dull white colored liquid swimming inside it.
“Okay, sweetie, since you obliviously want to do this the hard way, I’ll put your little cute self into a deep sleep, so I eat you in peace. “ He laughed slightly as Patience’s eyes got big and round and shone bright with fear. He wasted no other time, and quickly dug the needle into her neck, squeezing out the liquid with a practice perfect action. She fell limp in his arms, with her eyes still wide open with fear. He wiped a blood caked hand over her lids, closing them and giving her at least some type of peace.
He reached into the bag hoisted over his shoulder, and pulled out a large vial of bright green liquid labeled acid in big black letters, and poured it slowly over Patience’s slumbering body, starting from the bottom up. The acid quickly burned through the flesh of her feet, until it pooled into a creamy liquid and showed the white bone shinning underneath. The man was in his own little peace filled world, his mouth somewhat drooling over the fact that he’ll get to eat soon, but that was brought to a suddenly halt when he heard a high pitched scream of pain coming from his meal. He glared at the girl, who was now crying her poor little eyes out, and clutching at her heart, trying to will the pain on her lower body to go away.
“Sweetie, it’s not going to go away, so I suggest you shut up and let me eat in peace.” Patience continued to scream, but was stopped by the man slapping duck tape over her mouth, and stabbing the syringe into her neck again. The man sighed with peace once she fell into another sleep, and this time decided to use two needles of the white liquid instead of one. And after he did just that, he dumped the whole vial of acid over her entire body quickly and messily.
And scarred Little Miss Muffet away…
The spider slurped up his meal happily, and hungrily. Never had a fly tasted as good as this human fly had, because after all human flesh tastes so much better than any insect.
